The Reason for the Title

August 18, 2005
The funniest night of my life.
It was so funny that I had tears pouring down my face.
We were going to my aunt's because I was going to Freedom Fest and my grandma wanted to see her latest great-grandchild. Well, we got into Monroe, then headed out to find the back road to my aunt's. It's still under construction, so my grandma said to keep going straight. I did, then at the stop sign, she said turn right. I turned right. We drove for about 15 minutes, then she said turn around. So in the middle of nowhere, pitch black outside at 11pm, I turned around. We got back to the road we turned off of. I turned left onto it. Then about 10 feet up she said back up and go the other direction on the road we were just on. I started backing up and at that moment I realized how ridiculous the whole situation was. I started cracking up laughing. I got onto the road and drove, laughing even harder at this point, because we were lost and my grandmother desperately needed a bathroom, and not for her bladder. Then she said, "You're going to go home and right about this, you can call it, 'My Adventures.' Still laughing I replied, "No, 'The Night I Got Lost With My Grandmother.' Then the tears started pouring down, I could barely see where I was going I was laughing so hard. We got there in one piece, but damn was it a hilarious ride.